Name Your Salon's Top Ten

Shakespeare's Contribution

The old bard took great care of his hair and was a regular customer at London's top salons. To show his gratitude for their services he has left us with a great treasure of names.

1. A Midsummer Night's Dreads
2. All Hair's Well That Ends Well
3. The Merry Waves of Windsor
4. Much a Do for Almost Nothing
5. A Lover's Combed Plait
6. The Taming of the Strewn
7. All the World's a Salon
8. To Trim or not to Trim
9. O Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art thou Bald?
10. Such Hair as Dreams Are Made On
11. Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
12. Out, Damned Bald Spot
13. Style, Thy Name is Woman
14. Blonds, Redheads, Brunettes, Lend Me Your Hair
15. Off With His Hair!
16. Hath Not a Jew Hair Problems?
17. Our Remedies Oft in Our Hair Do Lie
18. Get Thee to a Blow Dryer
19. O, What Stylists Dare Do!
20. The Noblest Barber of Them All
21. The Most Kindest Cut of All
22. Good Riddance to Crappy Hair
23. Short Shrift
24. To Thine Own Hair Be True
25. Uneasy Lies the Head That Has Dandruff
26. Unisex Me Here
27. My kingdom for a Haircut!"
28. Some Rise by Mousse, and Some by Scissors Fall
29. Give the Damsel Her Do
30. We Have Seen Better Hair Days
31. Et tu, Barber
32. Not That I love Curls Less